Sirius Black

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( Hogwarts )

( Private )

( Hermione )

[J-just say this is after whenever Remus gets turned into a heartless]

Merlin's pants - these things keep on coming, don't they?

Has anyone seen or heard from Moony Remus? I haven't heard from him since earlier today. I'm starting to get worried. [sort of still there if you squint.]

[a feminine voice is in place of his normal tone]

My heads feeling so much fucking better - thanks, Hermi--

[clears throat]

Thanks, Hermio---

[pause]

WHAT IS THIS SHIT?

WHERE THE HELL DID MY ... PARTS GO!?

Oh, this shit can not be happening.

[another pause in which he is most likely looking in a mirror - a distant mutter is heard next]

At least I'm hot.

[ooc: Loss start!]

( Hermione, Remus, Ron )

I feel like I've been punched in the eye.

Not that that's the worst of things right now, considering.

But blimey, it still hurts.

( Private )

This place is utter bollocks.

And yes, I'm aware most of you already know that. Don't bother pointing out that I'm stating the obvious. It's just a waste of time.

( Hermione )

[dictated]

( Filtered to Ron Weasley and Harry Potter :| )

...

What's it like to die? I figure enough of you here probably have. I'm kind of curious.

[choked up like he's holding back a ton of tears and unknowingly recorded~]

He... He was... And they... how? How could...

Was it all for nothing?

[a loud crack is heard before some books falling very loudly off a table]

WHY WAS HE TRUSTED? HE WAS A FUCKING DEATH EATER. A DEATH EATER.

With my family, you learn quickly food you didn't cook yourself is off limits.

Sorry, mate, but those biscuits are for less fortunate ---

Nah, I won't try to be nice - those biscuits are for retards. Have fun with the hangover, idiots. I will get mine in the proper fashion - with a good round of rum and vodka or other such strong drinks.

However! The Marauders are complete once more - though one of us is old enough to be a father which is just plain disturbing - and thus I think a celebration is needed.

( Marauders )